"But, Dana!", you might say. "Simple websites don't look great, and are just boring."
Sure. You might be right. But you know what they aren't? SLOW. This thing is as performant as you get. After all, what does your site even need?
Images? Bah. Colour? Passe. This is what the internet is all about.
My name is Dana Harrison, and I like reliable, fast websites.